WHY IS RELIGION THE ONLY INSTITUTION THAT GETS A PASS WHEN IT COMES TO EQUAL RIGHTS?
THE SECULARIST’S BIBLE
AND OTHER ASTONISHING ABSURDITIES
by Stan Biderman
AVAILABLE SEPTEMBER 2026
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Hardcover ISBN: 979-8-234-02126-7
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Humor, Religious, Political
200 pages | 7.25x10” Hardbound
Published by The Secularist Press
ABOUT THE BOOK
The Secularist’s Bible confronts America’s church-state crisis through the absurdist wisdom of Stan Biderman, a son of Holocaust survivors who grew up speaking Yiddish with a Texas accent. As religious fundamentalists capture all three branches of government and dismantle Jefferson's wall of separation, Biderman channels thirty-five years of collected provocations into a battle cry. Through combative exchanges between Saba (the author as grandfather-philosopher) and Pfoot, his gleefully contrarian critic, readers encounter devastating constitutional arguments alongside wickedly subversive humor.
At once political manifesto and personal memoir, with irreverent photographs throughout, The Secularist’s Bible transforms scattered anxieties about fundamentalist overreach into unified resistance. The struggle is real, and the struggle is shared: for both religious believers who cherish secular democracy and patriotic secularists alike, The Secularist's Bible is validation of what we’re losing and a riotous rallying cry to reclaim it.
“IT’S ONE OF THE FIRST BOOKS I’D READ WERE I ALIVE TODAY.”
— BENJAMIN FRANKLIN“RES IPSA LOQUITOR.”
— PLINY THE ELDER“BITS WILL APPEAR LIKE FRAGMENTS
OF LIGHT.”
— NOSTRADAMUS“TRANSLATE THIS IMMEDIATELY INTO HIEROGLYPHICS!”
— CLEOPATRA“O THAT I COULD WALK WITH PFOOT
ON A SNOWY MORNING.”
— ROBERT FROST“DRAW AND QUARTER THE HERETIC!”
— KING FERDINAND II OF ARAGON
AND QUEEN ISABELLA I OF CASTILE